a day off in Salt Lake City
pretty much whenever you’re touring you want to route the tour so that you get a day off in Salt Lake City. not really at all, but for these purposes let’s pretend that it’s true. so when the people who tell you where you’re supposed to be tell you to drive to to Salt Lake for a day off, there’s only one thing you can do.
bowl.

Toadies (minus your intrepid photographer)

vs. Lions. We gave them Wes (front left) ostensibly to help them, but he claims he bowled terribly to help us out from the inside.
now the Lions guys were talking a lot of shit before the match. so the heat was on.

Alan, merch guy, whose step-brother runs the place contributed to the Toadies’ growing score.

Baggins, road manager, bowled a big game

Edo sucked, as expected. something about a hurt back (uh huh…)

Rez really heated up at the end. I think it was the weak 2.5% beer that gave him the performance he needed.

Wes manages to score a strike despite his claim of throwing the game.

Doni, Toadies bass player and resident video-game geek, is a natural bowler. Lions are beginning to feel the hurt.
Austin of Lions, feels a great sense of deepening shame, realizing that the total score gave proof of the Toadies’ superiority in all manners of expression, even bowling.
Toadies 851
Lions 603